Funny Safety Slogans
Hard hats, they’re not just for decoration.

10 fingers. 10 toes, if you are not safe – who knows?

If you aren’t wearing your hard hat, bang head on brick repeatedly.

Protect only the fingers you WANT to keep!

Work safe today–heaven can wait.

Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways.

If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt.

To stay awake, put ice cubes in your pants.

I’m so safe that your mother would be bored.

Where there isn’t any joy or fun, a safety day has just begun.

The key to a good marriage is a safe and routine way of doing everything.

Asbestos doesn’t hurt you; not following protocol hurts you.

If safety is your top priority, Don’t Work Here!

Where’s the safety guy, his lunch is getting all cold and eaten.

Safety managers are like getting peed on. They make you feel all warm on the outside, but not the inside.

When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.

You can eat with false teeth, you can’t see with a glass eye

You cant pick up your pay with no fingers

You’ll look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no teeth

Your head will go splat without your hard hat
