Funny Health Slogans

I am dying with the help of too many physicians.

I don’t jog. If I die I want to be sick.

Seven Days Without Exercise Makes One Weak.

Eat the best, leave the rest.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, an onion a day keeps everyone away

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Eat to live not live to eat.

Health is not appreciated until sickness comes.

Healthy hearts keep the beat.

Eat right, or go into the light 🙂

Double your cup double your butt

Try going to the gym without saying it on Facebook!