Funny Safety Slogans

Hard hats, they’re not just for decoration.

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10 fingers. 10 toes, if you are not safe – who knows?

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If you aren’t wearing your hard hat, bang head on brick repeatedly.

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Protect only the fingers you WANT to keep!

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Work safe today–heaven can wait.

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Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways.

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If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt.

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To stay awake, put ice cubes in your pants.

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I’m so safe that your mother would be bored.

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Where there isn’t any joy or fun, a safety day has just begun.

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The key to a good marriage is a safe and routine way of doing everything.

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Asbestos doesn’t hurt you; not following protocol hurts you.

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If safety is your top priority, Don’t Work Here!

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Where’s the safety guy, his lunch is getting all cold and eaten.

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Safety managers are like getting peed on. They make you feel all warm on the outside, but not the inside.

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When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.

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You can eat with false teeth, you can’t see with a glass eye

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You cant pick up your pay with no fingers

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You’ll look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no teeth

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Your head will go splat without your hard hat

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