Funny Health Slogans
I don’t jog. If I die I want to be sick.
I am dying with the help of too many physicians.
Seven Days Without Exercise Makes One Weak.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, an onion a day keeps everyone away
Try going to the gym without saying it on Facebook!
Double your cup double your butt
Eat right, or go into the light 🙂
Eat to live not live to eat.
Healthy hearts keep the beat.
Eat the best, leave the rest.
Health is not appreciated until sickness comes.